The Coffee Grind by Provokative AI — Friday, July 24, 2026
Operation Epic Fury Day 147 · Status: settled; three new pairs opened at the close, book to 29 active · Book: 29 active pairs · Realized: +$487,933 · ITD: $467,084 · Fed funds: 3.50–3.75% (Warsh chair)
The Coffee Grind by Provokative AI — Friday, July 24, 2026
Settled-close edition · The harvest trade comes home — the GLW-versus-MSFT structure is re-established a hundred dollars below where June 30 closed it, and the book adds three pairs into a still-elevated crude tape

Today’s observances: National Tequila Day; National Drive-Thru Day; and National Cousins Day. Marks: all figures are the July 24, 2026 New York settled close, day changes against the July 23 settled close.